It has been told that several women during the first Thanksgiving were overheard saying, “I hope this doesn’t become a tradition.” All the cooking, all the cleaning. You just want to eat great food with your friends and family. Except Uncle Phil, who always shows up and tells that dumb story about the deer and the soccer ball. Geez, I can’t stand that guy. What? Oh, sorry. But guess who’s always here for you? That’s right, Win-River.
Skip the mess and family drama and come celebrate Thanksgiving with us. We’ll do all the cooking and the clean-up. How great a deal is that? Thanksgiving this year is on Thursday, November 22, and it just so happens as a coincidence that’s the same day we’re serving a Thanksgiving feast from 11 AM to 9 PM. Seatings are scheduled for every 2 hours. Please call for reservations and seating schedule, and reservations are strongly suggested.
We’ll have the whole smorgasbord, or cornucopia, or whatever. There will be lots of food on the menu that is what we are saying. A Carving Station with Prime Rib and Roasted Turkey, and a buffet with Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Marshmallows and yams, Green Beans w/ Bacon, Maple Dijon Baked Chicken, Bacon and Macaroni Casserole, Vegetarian Butter Nut Squash Pasta, and so many more delicious sides you won’t even believe it. For dessert you can pig out on Apple Crisp, Pumpkin Pie, Pecan Pie, and Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bars. Man, I’m stuffed just thinking about it.
Adults eat for $25 with a River Club Card (which are free, so…) or $35 without a River Club Card (did I mention they’re free?), Children Ages 5-12 eat for $10, and Children Under 5 Eat Free. Now that’s a bargain no matter how you slice it. Mmmm, slice… I think I’m going back for some more roasted turkey.
So come let us do all the heavy lifting while you sit back and enjoy. All you have to do is figure out how to roll yourself out once you’ve eaten more than you probably should have. And the best news of all? Uncle Phil doesn’t know anything about it. Unless he read this, of course… dang.